“

It was a clear black night, a big first date

Walter G was in the sheets, tryna consummate

His skirt for the eve, but she left in a huff

Rollin on his side, chillin all alone.

He hit the East Side, up to old Club D’s

on a Mission tryna find Mrs. Walter G

Seen a group full of girls, pals from Trinity

All those skirts knew what up with IBD.

Katie Bakes, it’s not a secret that I have a budding totally-platonic-internet-friend-crush on you and your snarktastic Gawker persona, but this?  Consider my never-ending devotion on lockdown.  Not in a creepy way, though.  That would be creepy. 

Kids Re-Enact The First Thanksgiving

“Here, have a blanket covered in smallpox!”

Kudos to @ebl2009 for finding. 

Yeah, I suck at life.

themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow: kari-shma: ohryankelley: Monday hahahaa  yes

themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:

kari-shma:

ohryankelley:

Monday

hahahaa

 yes

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fuckyeahcanadaeh: Were you calling me? (via Argentonomad) Yo, the black squirrels in T-dot freak the eff out of me.

fuckyeahcanadaeh:

Were you calling me? (via Argentonomad)

Yo, the black squirrels in T-dot freak the eff out of me.

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“
There seems to be little joy in being Representative Charles B. Rangel these days.

His Ethics Under Scrutiny, Rangel is Frayed but Defiant, NEW YORK TIMES, November 23, 2009.

Query whether there was ever any joy in being Chuckie R, other than the joy of being totally corrupt and getting away with it.  Just saying.

you go, girl.

you go, girl.

“
Best 19 cents I ever spent!
The Dirty Canuck, on purchasing one limited edition cherry-flavored timbit
themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow: ryanragsdale: (via thedailywhat) Quite possibly the most excellent/hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while.  I laughed pretty hard at this for a good solid minute. Step 6: Don’t stop until all their base are belong to you. WIN

themasonsuperawesomefuntimeshow:

ryanragsdale:

(via thedailywhat)

Quite possibly the most excellent/hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while.

 I laughed pretty hard at this for a good solid minute. Step 6: Don’t stop until all their base are belong to you. WIN

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thedirtycanuck: heartwarming: fujiidom: cyborglovesong (via lonelytourist) FRECKLESSSSSSS. Exactly! RJ auto-reblog to soothe your soul. Click for high-res photo

thedirtycanuck:

heartwarming:

fujiidom:

cyborglovesong (via lonelytourist)

FRECKLESSSSSSS.

Exactly!

RJ auto-reblog to soothe your soul.

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